Hey! Who fucking came all over my steering wheel?!
I'm picturing this in my head as some sort of Rube Goldberg jerkoff contraption.
P...pppplease sir... give me Chantelle.... no more slamming me into the door. I beg of you!
HOW DO I USE THIS DAMN THING?
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
I was able to pull some strings and secure an advance copy of this year’s PAX panel schedule. Enjoy!
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