Hey! Who fucking came all over my steering wheel?!
I'm picturing this in my head as some sort of Rube Goldberg jerkoff contraption.
P...pppplease sir... give me Chantelle.... no more slamming me into the door. I beg of you!
HOW DO I USE THIS DAMN THING?
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Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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