Hey! Who fucking came all over my steering wheel?!
I'm picturing this in my head as some sort of Rube Goldberg jerkoff contraption.
P...pppplease sir... give me Chantelle.... no more slamming me into the door. I beg of you!
HOW DO I USE THIS DAMN THING?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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