In addition to the outline of your foreskin, I can also see your Ninja Turtles poster. Donatello was cut and he still kicked ass.


Thank you, thank you, thank you Photobucket.


I would never bet that someone would make a comparison between circumcision and extended warranties because that is a really stupid bet.


A CI 3? Heh, I'm a CI 7, not to mention a theta 12.


Oh yeah baby, work that camera! Stretch that foreskin. The camera loves you darling!


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