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Ugh, that second image. His penis looks like it's shaped like an 'S'.
I would not subject my worst enemy to this treatment, much less myself.
Yeah, it's "cold".
What is that crusty looking shit on his crotch? Ugh.
Lookin' good there, stud.
Special thanks to guidoanselmi, theyetisleeps, the fish flies and Shpritsz. Come on boys, let's get back to tugging on my prick.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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