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Ugh, that second image. His penis looks like it's shaped like an 'S'.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/acetone/ww03_16_08/03_16_08_04x.jpg

I would not subject my worst enemy to this treatment, much less myself.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/acetone/ww03_16_08/03_16_08_05x.JPG

Yeah, it's "cold".

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/acetone/ww03_16_08/03_16_08_06x.jpg

What is that crusty looking shit on his crotch? Ugh.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/acetone/ww03_16_08/03_16_08_07x.jpg

Lookin' good there, stud.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/acetone/ww03_16_08/03_16_08_08x.jpg

Special thanks to guidoanselmi, theyetisleeps, the fish flies and Shpritsz. Come on boys, let's get back to tugging on my prick.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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