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Ugh, that second image. His penis looks like it's shaped like an 'S'.
I would not subject my worst enemy to this treatment, much less myself.
Yeah, it's "cold".
What is that crusty looking shit on his crotch? Ugh.
Lookin' good there, stud.
Special thanks to guidoanselmi, theyetisleeps, the fish flies and Shpritsz. Come on boys, let's get back to tugging on my prick.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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