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Ugh, that second image. His penis looks like it's shaped like an 'S'.
I would not subject my worst enemy to this treatment, much less myself.
Yeah, it's "cold".
What is that crusty looking shit on his crotch? Ugh.
Lookin' good there, stud.
Special thanks to guidoanselmi, theyetisleeps, the fish flies and Shpritsz. Come on boys, let's get back to tugging on my prick.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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