Look, it's easy. Just go up to the register with your diapers and say I AM GOING TO SHIT IN THESE TONIGHT and the clerk will give you a discount.
Woah, God forbid having sex with a girl gets in the way of your diapers.
Ooo la la I want to be your boyfriend and see your pussy covered in shit from your diaper oh I'm getting so hard right now.
I don't wear diapers.
NOT IN THE MOOD TO SHIT IN MY DIAPER TODAY SORRY HONEY
Thanks for the heads up!
Here's my ID officer. As you can see everything is in order. My name is Loupgris, I'm male, and, oh yeah, I wet.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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