Look, it's easy. Just go up to the register with your diapers and say I AM GOING TO SHIT IN THESE TONIGHT and the clerk will give you a discount.
Woah, God forbid having sex with a girl gets in the way of your diapers.
Ooo la la I want to be your boyfriend and see your pussy covered in shit from your diaper oh I'm getting so hard right now.
I don't wear diapers.
NOT IN THE MOOD TO SHIT IN MY DIAPER TODAY SORRY HONEY
Thanks for the heads up!
Here's my ID officer. As you can see everything is in order. My name is Loupgris, I'm male, and, oh yeah, I wet.
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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