Look, it's easy. Just go up to the register with your diapers and say I AM GOING TO SHIT IN THESE TONIGHT and the clerk will give you a discount.
Woah, God forbid having sex with a girl gets in the way of your diapers.
Ooo la la I want to be your boyfriend and see your pussy covered in shit from your diaper oh I'm getting so hard right now.
I don't wear diapers.
NOT IN THE MOOD TO SHIT IN MY DIAPER TODAY SORRY HONEY
Thanks for the heads up!
Here's my ID officer. As you can see everything is in order. My name is Loupgris, I'm male, and, oh yeah, I wet.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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