Look, it's easy. Just go up to the register with your diapers and say I AM GOING TO SHIT IN THESE TONIGHT and the clerk will give you a discount.
Woah, God forbid having sex with a girl gets in the way of your diapers.
Ooo la la I want to be your boyfriend and see your pussy covered in shit from your diaper oh I'm getting so hard right now.
I don't wear diapers.
NOT IN THE MOOD TO SHIT IN MY DIAPER TODAY SORRY HONEY
Thanks for the heads up!
Here's my ID officer. As you can see everything is in order. My name is Loupgris, I'm male, and, oh yeah, I wet.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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