Goddamn you miserable pedophile.

I read that as, "I was raping this chick..." Either way.

So we're talking a girl who transforms into a cow with a penis? GODDAMNITT.

I want a cockshot.

A lot of men running around here have a dick without testicles.

I would change my fingers into penises and use them to dig a tunnel to China.

I have that stuff. I can condition my body to feel intense euphoria when I drive a nail through my penis. Biocontrol is also known as A SHITLOAD OF DRUGS.

What guy hasn't tasted their own ejaculate before? Not me!

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