God I love furries. Whenever you're feeling down, just remember that there's a lonely, middle-aged guy out there that's sexually attracted to foxes and dresses up in a fursuit to escape the horrors of his normal, mundane life. Life is pretty fucking good.


Did you try waddling? Bonus points if you're a fatass!


Yes, let me know how making your girlfriend the laughing stock of high school turns out for you.


Yea I know! Just because 95% of furries are lunatics that wear fursuits and fantasize about fucking animals does not mean that the rest of us wear fursuits. I hate stereotypes soooooo much.


And then I got laid never and died alone.


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