God I love furries. Whenever you're feeling down, just remember that there's a lonely, middle-aged guy out there that's sexually attracted to foxes and dresses up in a fursuit to escape the horrors of his normal, mundane life. Life is pretty fucking good.
Did you try waddling? Bonus points if you're a fatass!
Yes, let me know how making your girlfriend the laughing stock of high school turns out for you.
Yea I know! Just because 95% of furries are lunatics that wear fursuits and fantasize about fucking animals does not mean that the rest of us wear fursuits. I hate stereotypes soooooo much.
And then I got laid never and died alone.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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