God I love furries. Whenever you're feeling down, just remember that there's a lonely, middle-aged guy out there that's sexually attracted to foxes and dresses up in a fursuit to escape the horrors of his normal, mundane life. Life is pretty fucking good.
Did you try waddling? Bonus points if you're a fatass!
Yes, let me know how making your girlfriend the laughing stock of high school turns out for you.
Yea I know! Just because 95% of furries are lunatics that wear fursuits and fantasize about fucking animals does not mean that the rest of us wear fursuits. I hate stereotypes soooooo much.
And then I got laid never and died alone.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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