Starfox-Online

Remember that one Starfox game that nobody liked or played? There was that blue dog girl in it and these guys are totally all about her, I mean wow. There's tons of threads about this, it's amazing.

I've got a feeling that all of the posts in this 119 page thread aren't "NO", and that makes me sad.

hehehe... sometimes i hug and kiss my pillows at night and pretend they are my video game fox girl princess :)

i want to marry a blue dog woman and live in my nintendo gamecube entertainment system with her forever

annd after i murdered the other fictional character she would ppput her paw on my chest and slowlly move it and oh ggodddd im shaking

i want to make babbys with her and save the babys on a memory card

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