"hitleryouth1488" asks what's wrong with people. I'm going to ponder that for a minute.

Aw shit! Now you won't be able to enjoy a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie!

"KillerVex" is not capable of thinking outside the box.

One word: WHY

I hate "IhateKambon."

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