The helpful Girls Inc. robot shows up in every thread to post the same links when it scans posts for keywords like "suicide", "date rape", and "period". I wish the SA Forums had something like this. "Hello Asuka88, you wrote about the serious issue of anime in your post. Anime is a serious affliction..."


Thanks. I was worried my ability to spot irregularities in patterns was faulty.


You'll get my sig after you pry it from my cold, dead posts.


Tampons 4 lyfe.


Be yourself? That's the problem!


But in the end it doesn't even matter!!!


Also boobs. Gotta have boobs.


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