I'm no expert, but it could be possible to exercise in the comfort of your own home rather than do the truffle shuffle in front of a crowd of people day after day.

I had a couple classes near the band room back in school and it always looked like a "Paul from The Wonder Years" convention.

Misery must be an American Gladiator or something.

Save it for the centerfold, Casanova.

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I wish you'd volunteer to be shot into the sun.

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