I carry a gun in case my stagecoach gets robbed by bandits.
Anus would win it in 6 games.
The only rules are no closed fists and no hitting faces.
WTF VVV JAY JAY SAY RHYMES TODAY
I get the two confused all the time.
I blame "Mean Gene" Okerlund.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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