I carry a gun in case my stagecoach gets robbed by bandits.

Anus would win it in 6 games.

The only rules are no closed fists and no hitting faces.

WTF VVV JAY JAY SAY RHYMES TODAY

I get the two confused all the time.

I blame "Mean Gene" Okerlund.

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