WHO THE FUCKING HELL WOULD HONESTLY PAY FOR THIS SHIT TO BE ON THE INTERNET SOMEWHERE?!?! Everytime I do one of these features I ask myself, "WHO IS PAYING FOR ALL OF THE SERVERS THAT HOUSE THIS NONSENSE???" I'm at my wits end here.

A serious discussion about vampirism. That's nice.

I'm here because Lowtax won't let me out of his basement. IF ANYONE CAN READ THIS IM UNDERNEATH LOWTAX'S HOUSE AT OH GOD HERE HE CO

I am baffled by this post. Will scientists ever uncover the true meaning of this historical post? Is it a cure for world hunger? The instructions for a rocket ship that will send it's passenger to an alien space world? Or is it JUST ANOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT POST THAT HAS NO RHYME OR REASON OR ANY EXCUSE TO EXIST?

I will pay you 5,000,000 dollars to not write that comic and instead of dollars it's Lira and fuck you.

The kid who posted this is currently serving twenty five to life at Rikers Correctional Facility.

I heard women can break their hymens horseback riding or at least that's their excuse when you feel around down there and wonder if they really told the truth about being a virgin.

"HeartlessTak" is too cool for things like properly spelled words in his subject lines. This Spiderman v. Batman thread had to be posted and had to be posted now.

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