It's a fact, people.
I should also mention that my name is Criss Angel.
Wait, can we go back to the part where someone explains to me what a Christ turd is?
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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