OH GOD PLEASE HURRY

A fast car and a hot babe!

I definitely subscribe to the belief that the worst disaster in human history and the end of civilization as we know it are going to be summoned by a Sears-Kenmore.

LOG IN TO THE D-BASE AND SPIKE THE MAINFRAME, THEN ACCESS FILE "HOW TO TALK LIKE A COMPUTER WHIZ"

Just my luck, I finally arrange my furniture the way I like it and now this.

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