WELL HELL, I KNOW I DO!

Moving on to the witch / wiccan section of the update, we see a little informal poll questioning the amount of magical activity people engage in each day. I would pay dearly for results of such a study!

"Insane man makes stupid nonsense post."

Oh well here is a very practical request. Can somebody please give me a spell to pay my mortgage off?

THE COLOR, THE TEXT, THE GRAMMAR... IT BURNS! SAVE YOURSELF!

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