Doesn't the Canadian government sponsor a federal Witchcraft For Crackheads program?

If somebody calls you a Satanist, take solace in knowing your "superior gothic intalect" makes you better than them.

I think you have to pass a rigorous series of tests and get a state ID card.

All the secrets of online affection are explained by this happy hugging goth! {{{{{{{{Pyromancer}}}}}}}

Here's a spell for you, chuckles: LEAVE YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE. Oooh, the magic of the world outside your room, what a concept!

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