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Vampire Freaks

Who Posts There: A bunch of whiny teenage half-wit gothic kids who don't know how good they really have it. These mother fuckers are too cool for school and will do anything to make their meager little lives different from the rest of us.

What is Posted There: The posts consist mainly of boring teenage grievances, crappy poetry, and hot tips on how to look like a fruit in public.

I HATE MY PARENTS.

I HATE MY LIFE.

I HATE MY SCHOOL.

I HATE MY CAR.

I HATE MY DOG.

I HATE MY CLOTHES.

I HATE MY LOCAL LIBRARY.

I HATE MY BOOBS.

I HATE DURACEL BATTERIES.