SA forums poster Zorak had the funniest comment for this image:

A: IS THIS NATION ON THE EDGE OF RUIN!?
A: THAT IS TO SAY, I'M SAYING THIS NATION IS ON THE EDGE OF RUIN.
B: I AGREE IT IS ON THE EDGE OF RUIN
A: YES, IT INDEED ON THE EDGE OF RUIN.


No offense kid, but your mom is a stupid bitch.


I've always said this. America's problems can be solved by hitting children more. There's nothing that can't be solved by hitting children, from long division to a building code violation.


It's great! It's amazing! It's slices and dices! It's America!


!!! WUT!!! AMERICA!!! WUT!!!!


You're 14.


All you have to do is bash gays and this chick will love you. Well, I don't think gays should get married and instead we should haul them off to camps to be tortured and worked in coal mines. Why are true-blooded American men dying in our coal mines? It should be FAGGOTS. Ah yes, come to me my Jeffersonian sweetheart.


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