Join my club! All the Ron/Snape erotic fan art you can eat!


Harry Potter fans' musical tastes are about as good as their taste in books.


The problem with Harry Potter is that the mothers are into it more than their kids. And then the Harry Potter generation raises their kids on Harry Potter and then they raise their kids on the series and soon civilization as we know it will collapse. Forget about peak oil, the fate of the world is in JK Rowling's hands.


Harry was just following orders.


THIS JUST IN: SPOILING HARRY POTTER FOR SOMEONE IS EQUIVALENT TO RAPING THEM.


I have it. It's in my rolodex. Let me get it for you.


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