CAN WE PLEASE STOP HEARING ABOUT THESE TWO STUPID LITTLE BITCHES?
How about Oprah fucking Robin? Who would be on top?
What the hell are you talking about "Poop in Robin's Pants"? Whatever he loses in "pay" he will gain in money flowing from the bin Ladens into his family's coffers.
I learned how to love again.
Woah! Another Bush joke referring to the president's last name as pubic hair. Do all these guys write for the Craig Kilborn show or what?
Should any of these people really be owning guns? Or even pets?
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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