"Yeah she's got a dick, but she's got boobs too! That makes me not gay!"

Oh boy, even on a forum about MMORPGs "DarkElf" is still a social disaster.

Way to go, Abraham.

Torment is so erotic.

I traded a sword to some chick so she'd get naked but she just left.

By the time you read this my pants will be off.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends The Admiral, please recycle, touqueguy, reflir, Ghaz, black candy, oscar the couch, Robot Machine, Mogomra, Jonny Cache, SIR PEEPUS, vozz, HELL, my lovely munks, Repressing Whores, Hactar, Bounce, Deg, Only Shapes, Occupy Japan, Saucy Lad, the cellar door, acslater, DollyPancake, Refugee, Space Chief, jackelope, Marxux, Sir Abraham, and Pantsfish.

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