"So, how did you get that forums nam-" EVERYONE AT ONCE: "Don't ask him!"

Go for it dude. Pharmacists, like bartenders, have a soft spot for everyday regulars.

"You are so beautiful." "<3" "You look like Nina, from Tekken." "..." > silent treatment/ignoring calls and txts etc.

Post pictures of another dude and say it is you. For it to work, you have to avoid befriending people in real life who could come on the internet and say "hey, that is not you." It's kind of a "long con."

Another 40 Year Old Virgin message board success story.

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