"foster" please slow down, you're going to hurt somebody.
Go Neil! Yeah, man!
Damn, there's no need to get all personal, man.
I'm not even going to say anything bad about this because I want to give a shoutout to eggs. Keep making breakfast awesome, you guys!
Whoa, no need to break out the caps, buddy. We're just as confused as you are.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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