"foster" please slow down, you're going to hurt somebody.
Go Neil! Yeah, man!
Damn, there's no need to get all personal, man.
I'm not even going to say anything bad about this because I want to give a shoutout to eggs. Keep making breakfast awesome, you guys!
Whoa, no need to break out the caps, buddy. We're just as confused as you are.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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