"foster" please slow down, you're going to hurt somebody.

Go Neil! Yeah, man!

Damn, there's no need to get all personal, man.

I'm not even going to say anything bad about this because I want to give a shoutout to eggs. Keep making breakfast awesome, you guys!

Whoa, no need to break out the caps, buddy. We're just as confused as you are.

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