What's with these people and anal sex?
Sue Johanson you're really getting on my nerves!
Fifty years ago teenagers had sex over a strawberry malt. And we LOVED it. Ah,those were the days.
I heard eating cat food makes your ejaculate taste wonderful.
I treat my phsyical more like an alien anal probe and well, I still can't keep my erection down.
Hahaha what the hell? Do women grow bread down there?
I'd bet dollars to donuts that none of those partners were African-American. Am I right here folks?
Laughing on line.
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Sir, the show's over.
Is the snack bar still open?
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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