What's with these people and anal sex?
Sue Johanson you're really getting on my nerves!
Fifty years ago teenagers had sex over a strawberry malt. And we LOVED it. Ah,those were the days.
I heard eating cat food makes your ejaculate taste wonderful.
I treat my phsyical more like an alien anal probe and well, I still can't keep my erection down.
Hahaha what the hell? Do women grow bread down there?
I'd bet dollars to donuts that none of those partners were African-American. Am I right here folks?
Laughing on line.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends garzanator, SGTGAFSNA, Knightmere, tushfestival, Xenoc1d3, thom8o, Tyree, Evil Gibson, Uhclem, Fark User #2, Soda Popinski, Daryl Surat, Wesley Owens, SuedePato, Guin, Tehax, Blue Shit, ChillPenguin, Sanschel, molly, Regular John, Stackhaus, Puffery, Moxie, Shii, Myrddin Emrys, and Moosh for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Sir, the show's over.
Is the snack bar still open?
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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