What's with these people and anal sex?

Sue Johanson you're really getting on my nerves!

Fifty years ago teenagers had sex over a strawberry malt. And we LOVED it. Ah,those were the days.

I heard eating cat food makes your ejaculate taste wonderful.

I treat my phsyical more like an alien anal probe and well, I still can't keep my erection down.

Hahaha what the hell? Do women grow bread down there?

I'd bet dollars to donuts that none of those partners were African-American. Am I right here folks?

Laughing on line.

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