That was certainly out of line.

All I know is that this film's title is a catchphrase in FYAD now.

Hey ma! I done finished readin' mah word book!

I think I need to fart.

Mona Lisa Smile is not a film you go see if you consider yourself a heterosexual male.

WHY DEY GOTTA PLAY LIL SAINT LIKE DAT?!? HE DIDN'T DESERVE DAT!!!

Good luck psycho.

The greatest unintential love story ever is I Spit On Your Grave.

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