It never ends. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever.

The Jediism Way

"NO MOM, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHURCH WITH YOU ANYMORE! I WANT TO STAY HOME AND WATCH STAR WARS!" And so Jediism was born. They think they're Jedis for real.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of voices suddenly cried out in terror. Perhaps "Doragon Reklaw" was at a ballgame and was seen on the Jumbotron.

I'll bet "the rest is a blur" because somebody dropped their glasses in a bucket of the Colonel's original recipe.

Mom's gonna freak, batteries are expensive.

This can't be healthy for anyone involved.

Dearest God, Jesus,
George Lucas or Darth Vader

Please make Magdelene pretty
So boys will not hate her

Amen

Yeah, I totally did the Vulcan nerve pinch on a guy once and it definitely worked because he said "Ow."

I now pronounce you gaylord and dorkette, you may now kiss the dorkette.

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