If you like your porn the good old fashioned way, check out these fine short stories penned by the folks over at Literotica. This aint yo mommy's Nora Roberts romance novel!

Dad/Mom is v pleased with the way this gay incest orgy is going!


Quick, someone write up a story about two planets getting it on and forming the universe.


I'll tell you, but you have to promise me that it's not your mom we're talking about here.


Okay so I'm gonna need glue, rope... wait, what are we talking about again?


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