Shel Silverstein eat your heart out.
kskittles, you could stand to be just a tad bit more helpful.
Finally, someone had the balls to write a an erotic poem about hair removal.
Well I'm convinced!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
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