I use the misspellings and bad grammar to help me imagine the characters in the story as mildly retarded and this is a huge turn on for me.
AUGH COLORS FUCK I HATE THEM!
You see, gay is a choice. Don't make the wrong choice kids!
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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