Weekend Web is all about bringing together the many types of people that inhabit the Internet. We do this by ridiculing all of them one at a time. Getting made fun of is the great equalizer. No one is exempt from being made fun of. Young and old, big and small, rich and poor, it is your right, nay, your responsibility, to make fun of them all. Our first forum features handicapable Internet users trying to find love. What could be better than that?

When you are trying to get laid it doesn't help to be disabled AND act like every other jerkoff in the world. You use your handicap to make women feel pity for you. You don't be completely fucked up and go, "SO WHO WANTS TO WATCH ME MASTURBATE? LADIES? LADIES?!"



I wish they sung that for every new goon.



Yeah, the guy in the joke is sitting at the bar, BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING STAND.



I'm not but my bf's dentist's dad's gardener's dead aunt is.



TAKE IT OFF! LET'S SEE THAT COLOSTOMY BAG!!!



If you don't know who SODA is, you'll know by the end of this Weekend Web.



I actually think this guy is doing the right thing. He's all, "Fell in love. TIME TO GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET." Bravo, PaulieWalnuts.



I want to be Mr. Gay Wheelchair!

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