I need to know what OS you use. Help!



MY KONG



Your typing is very mature, yes.



DAMN IF I GOT SPANKED I'D STOMP THEM BITCHES WITH MY COMBAT BOOTS AW HELL NAW.



Hell yeah I love these "Who would win in a fight" scenarios. Okay, who would win in a fight, a post from Donkey Kong Universe or a post from LoveByrd? GO.



Can't wait to post.



Yes that's what Steve Balmer says.



What a hack.

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