Just think about it. The proof is right in front of your eyes.
Well done old chap!
Hope you don't mind but I went out and murdered several small children in honor of your fabulous tiny dick.
HAHAAHAHAHAH GET OWNED YOU BIG DICKED FAGGOTS!
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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