Whelp, here's a picture of fat Yoshi eating a little Yoshi. You can die happy now.
I never knew roleplaying could be this boring.
Damn, vinegar, why couldn't you get the job done?!
CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO SEE FULL-ON YOSHI COCK IN ALL ITS GLORY
Somehow I'm not surprised that the Yoshi fan forum discussions led to the topic of unbirthing.
Wear a Yoshi condom then.
Yeah I date my Yoshi plushie. I brought him home and my parents were ecstatic.
When you see bad poetry a good thing to say might be, "At least it's better than Jewel!"
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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