Whelp, here's a picture of fat Yoshi eating a little Yoshi. You can die happy now.
I never knew roleplaying could be this boring.
Damn, vinegar, why couldn't you get the job done?!
CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO SEE FULL-ON YOSHI COCK IN ALL ITS GLORY
Somehow I'm not surprised that the Yoshi fan forum discussions led to the topic of unbirthing.
Wear a Yoshi condom then.
Yeah I date my Yoshi plushie. I brought him home and my parents were ecstatic.
When you see bad poetry a good thing to say might be, "At least it's better than Jewel!"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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