Whelp, here's a picture of fat Yoshi eating a little Yoshi. You can die happy now.



I never knew roleplaying could be this boring.



Damn, vinegar, why couldn't you get the job done?!



CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO SEE FULL-ON YOSHI COCK IN ALL ITS GLORY



Somehow I'm not surprised that the Yoshi fan forum discussions led to the topic of unbirthing.



Wear a Yoshi condom then.



Yeah I date my Yoshi plushie. I brought him home and my parents were ecstatic.



When you see bad poetry a good thing to say might be, "At least it's better than Jewel!"

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