I really feel for McDonald's UK, I really do. This must be how Lowtax feels when people look at every little damn thing he does with a microscope.
I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE UNDER OATH.
8 legs means more quarter pounders.
This will surely get you laid.
No, you did not contract AIDS from McDonald's. We assure you that we do not hire homosexuals in accordance with our policies.
They often store the meat bags with the fruit bags. They have yet to remedy this.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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