This is the internet. Everybody has to be nice to everyone else.
ONE OF THESE FUCKS ACTUALLY USED "you're" CORRECTLY! HOLY SHIT!
My car gets me bowling league babes.
I live in Orange County and let me tell you, the TV show doesn't have nearly as much Mexicans as I see everyday.
40 percent of her body weight is in her breasts. The other 60 percent is in her ass.
It's a retarded beach party!
Attention Whoring 101
This is a very important discussion.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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