This is the internet. Everybody has to be nice to everyone else.
ONE OF THESE FUCKS ACTUALLY USED "you're" CORRECTLY! HOLY SHIT!
My car gets me bowling league babes.
I live in Orange County and let me tell you, the TV show doesn't have nearly as much Mexicans as I see everyday.
40 percent of her body weight is in her breasts. The other 60 percent is in her ass.
It's a retarded beach party!
Attention Whoring 101
This is a very important discussion.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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