Someone should have told these people that ninjas aren't cool anymore, nor were they really to begin with.
IM GOING TO CLIMB UP WALLS AND KILL CHINESE PEOPLE JUST LIKE MY HERO RYO HABUSASAYSA
I am an internet ninja. I can track people all over the internet!
IM GOING TO HIDE IN THE SHADOWS AND PEE ON MY TEACHER'S CAR.
I LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE WITH POISON!!!
I FART KI I AM SO FULL OF KI!!!
Ugh I can't stand these ninja wannabe fuckfaces.
I PLAY NINJA GAIDEN A LOT.
Assasin ninja nuns murdered my parents and me.
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