Well what about the digital copies of "Feminist Ghostbusters?" How are you going to burn all the 1s and 0s you dingus?!?


My MGTOW race car has dual rocket launchers and a flamethrower and can go 500 miles an hour and has a sensor which alerts me whenever a woman is within a 20-mile radius so I can prepare to start projectile vomiting in disgust. Also what store sells single moms? And don't say "Best Buy" because I was there the other day and they said there were none in stock.


1 EASY TRICK TO GET A BLOWJOB FROM SOME CHICK IN A COMIC BOOK STORE: wear suit. TRUE STORY!!!!!


The upstanding gentlemen at MGTOW don't need any psychologists or therapists because they're all far more intelligent than any so-called "shrink" could ever possibly conceive. Perhaps in 1,000 years psychiatry will have caught up with their complex and highly advanced belief that women are all dumb sluts.

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