How is this bad for animals? Personally, I'd get a kick out of knowing my pee was in your shampoo bottle.
Let's find some more ways to bring attention to ourselves and our heroic cause!
Colonel Sanders' corpse has skipped the spinning step completely and gone straight into doing "the worm."
"hyperactive_lil_faerie103" sticks it to the Man by making one of the Man's thousands of employees take 45 seconds to read a prepared statement off of a card.
Chickens can go to hell for all I care, those barbecue honey wings are awesome.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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