How is this bad for animals? Personally, I'd get a kick out of knowing my pee was in your shampoo bottle.
Let's find some more ways to bring attention to ourselves and our heroic cause!
Colonel Sanders' corpse has skipped the spinning step completely and gone straight into doing "the worm."
"hyperactive_lil_faerie103" sticks it to the Man by making one of the Man's thousands of employees take 45 seconds to read a prepared statement off of a card.
Chickens can go to hell for all I care, those barbecue honey wings are awesome.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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