How is this bad for animals? Personally, I'd get a kick out of knowing my pee was in your shampoo bottle.
Let's find some more ways to bring attention to ourselves and our heroic cause!
Colonel Sanders' corpse has skipped the spinning step completely and gone straight into doing "the worm."
"hyperactive_lil_faerie103" sticks it to the Man by making one of the Man's thousands of employees take 45 seconds to read a prepared statement off of a card.
Chickens can go to hell for all I care, those barbecue honey wings are awesome.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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