I Hate The Internet Part 6,243,081
It started off as a simple and cute video of a little baby duck that follows a dog around. Pretty innocent stuff. But this is YouTube and it took only two posts for things to go horribly wrong.
The first reply was happy and nice. Unfortunately this sort of bullshit will NOT be tolerated on YouTube.
IT'S A VIDEO OF A CUTE LITTLE DUCK AND A PUPPY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, INTERNET?!
Thanks, Web 2.0. Thweb 2.0.
Special thanks to Hibi, Command Key, Longo was taken, Zaasakokwaan, Factor_VIII, Mermaid Autopsy, Dystopian Rhetoric, mcustic, Defenestration, Plank Walker, jsoh, and PureEvil_16, who are all God's creatures, except one.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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