I Hate The Internet Part 6,243,081
It started off as a simple and cute video of a little baby duck that follows a dog around. Pretty innocent stuff. But this is YouTube and it took only two posts for things to go horribly wrong.
The first reply was happy and nice. Unfortunately this sort of bullshit will NOT be tolerated on YouTube.
IT'S A VIDEO OF A CUTE LITTLE DUCK AND A PUPPY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, INTERNET?!
Thanks, Web 2.0. Thweb 2.0.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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