I Hate The Internet Part 6,243,081
It started off as a simple and cute video of a little baby duck that follows a dog around. Pretty innocent stuff. But this is YouTube and it took only two posts for things to go horribly wrong.
The first reply was happy and nice. Unfortunately this sort of bullshit will NOT be tolerated on YouTube.
IT'S A VIDEO OF A CUTE LITTLE DUCK AND A PUPPY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, INTERNET?!
Thanks, Web 2.0. Thweb 2.0.
Special thanks to Hibi, Command Key, Longo was taken, Zaasakokwaan, Factor_VIII, Mermaid Autopsy, Dystopian Rhetoric, mcustic, Defenestration, Plank Walker, jsoh, and PureEvil_16, who are all God's creatures, except one.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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