I Hate The Internet Part 6,243,081
It started off as a simple and cute video of a little baby duck that follows a dog around. Pretty innocent stuff. But this is YouTube and it took only two posts for things to go horribly wrong.
The first reply was happy and nice. Unfortunately this sort of bullshit will NOT be tolerated on YouTube.
IT'S A VIDEO OF A CUTE LITTLE DUCK AND A PUPPY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, INTERNET?!
Thanks, Web 2.0. Thweb 2.0.
Special thanks to Hibi, Command Key, Longo was taken, Zaasakokwaan, Factor_VIII, Mermaid Autopsy, Dystopian Rhetoric, mcustic, Defenestration, Plank Walker, jsoh, and PureEvil_16, who are all God's creatures, except one.
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.