At Keylogger.org a bunch of retarded James Bond wannabes discuss the most efficient means to spy on their kids, like this woman who wants to know what her daughter is up to. Judging by the post she's probably away at college. THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY TO INVADE MY GROWN DAUGHTER'S PRIVACY!!!
GWBush911 replies: Well, have I got some stories for you!
HEY CLICK THIS FILE FOR NO REASON.
Uh, Dad, I don't want to...
DO IT YA BITCH.
Dad... you're... hurting me...
My girl is cheating on me with a Neopet, or something.
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