When I think of unhealthy nerd obsessions I tend to think of video games, trains or teen anal. The thought never occured me that someone could be so into a holiday that they post non-stop on a forum about it. But this is the Internet, where no matter how bizzare the interest or how sick the fetish, someone is out there posting on a message board about it. On the forums of PlanetChristmas posters discuss the Christmas industry, lightbulbs and all the latest Santa news. This forum disturbs me more than any fetish site.

It's an Aspergers Christmas, Charlie Brown!


Holidays. Serious business.


They just had to fire the only guy in the world who liked mining coal.


Santa's out of comission this year. There will be no Christmas.


Children's tears are a bitch to get out, let me tell you.


DID CONGRESS EVER STOP TO THINK ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?!?!


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