My mother once said Xmas but I let that bitch know who's boss.
This is sure to put people in the Christmas spirit.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHITTY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. Deal with it.
The block association is going to hear about this one.
Never forget the heroes of Christmas lights.
It's official, with a single image of a Mountain Dew tree my Christmas is ruined.
I'll... be home... for Christmas... just like every Friday night...
Nothing a rock can't fix.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
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