My mother once said Xmas but I let that bitch know who's boss.
This is sure to put people in the Christmas spirit.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHITTY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. Deal with it.
The block association is going to hear about this one.
Never forget the heroes of Christmas lights.
It's official, with a single image of a Mountain Dew tree my Christmas is ruined.
I'll... be home... for Christmas... just like every Friday night...
Nothing a rock can't fix.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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