My mother once said Xmas but I let that bitch know who's boss.
This is sure to put people in the Christmas spirit.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHITTY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. Deal with it.
The block association is going to hear about this one.
Never forget the heroes of Christmas lights.
It's official, with a single image of a Mountain Dew tree my Christmas is ruined.
I'll... be home... for Christmas... just like every Friday night...
Nothing a rock can't fix.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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