My mother once said Xmas but I let that bitch know who's boss.
This is sure to put people in the Christmas spirit.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHITTY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. Deal with it.
The block association is going to hear about this one.
Never forget the heroes of Christmas lights.
It's official, with a single image of a Mountain Dew tree my Christmas is ruined.
I'll... be home... for Christmas... just like every Friday night...
Nothing a rock can't fix.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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