While it's not very nice to talk about a guy on his birthday, let's talkJesus.
Barack Obama as president? Oh hell naw. I can see it now. "THE WHITE HOUSE HAS JUST HIT THE BIG HOLE THAT WAS ONCE THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND IS STILL A BIG HOLE!!! WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS OBAMA!!!"
"Listen Obama, as your campaign advisor I recommend you cut down on that nigger shit if you're gonna win this bitch."
Well it would be nice if we could elect a president that spends more time talking to his military advisors than Jesus.
A bunch of guys got together in ancient times and made a bet to see who could make people believe the craziest bullshit. That day Islam and Christianity were born. To this day they are still trying outdue each other.
Now that's a hot sin.
Damn, God is like the thoughtpolice or something.
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And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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