While it's not very nice to talk about a guy on his birthday, let's talkJesus.

Barack Obama as president? Oh hell naw. I can see it now. "THE WHITE HOUSE HAS JUST HIT THE BIG HOLE THAT WAS ONCE THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND IS STILL A BIG HOLE!!! WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS OBAMA!!!"


"Listen Obama, as your campaign advisor I recommend you cut down on that nigger shit if you're gonna win this bitch."


Well it would be nice if we could elect a president that spends more time talking to his military advisors than Jesus.


A bunch of guys got together in ancient times and made a bet to see who could make people believe the craziest bullshit. That day Islam and Christianity were born. To this day they are still trying outdue each other.


Now that's a hot sin.


Damn, God is like the thoughtpolice or something.


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