Aw, always a romantic at heart. There truly is nothing more romantic than pushing a bloody glob of child through your vagina.
BREAKING NEWS: Stupid woman gets upset about stupid thing.
The only test these women should be taking is a pregnancy test.
It's bad enough that these people feel the need to have 15 children, but they still complain about it.
It's all God's will. Well, clearly, this woman's life is a sick game being played by God.
If I wanted to have some alone time with my significant other the first thing I would do is have 12 children.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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