Aw, always a romantic at heart. There truly is nothing more romantic than pushing a bloody glob of child through your vagina.


BREAKING NEWS: Stupid woman gets upset about stupid thing.


The only test these women should be taking is a pregnancy test.


It's bad enough that these people feel the need to have 15 children, but they still complain about it.


It's all God's will. Well, clearly, this woman's life is a sick game being played by God.


If I wanted to have some alone time with my significant other the first thing I would do is have 12 children.


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