Hot poem! Got any others? I'm so close to climax here. You can't keep me hangin'!
NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS. Film at 11.
My girlfriend wears a Brita filter on her twat during that time of the month. Mmmm, fresh.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
The real winner in all of this is the child of course.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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