Hot poem! Got any others? I'm so close to climax here. You can't keep me hangin'!
NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS. Film at 11.
My girlfriend wears a Brita filter on her twat during that time of the month. Mmmm, fresh.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
The real winner in all of this is the child of course.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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