Hot poem! Got any others? I'm so close to climax here. You can't keep me hangin'!
NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS. Film at 11.
My girlfriend wears a Brita filter on her twat during that time of the month. Mmmm, fresh.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
The real winner in all of this is the child of course.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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