Hot poem! Got any others? I'm so close to climax here. You can't keep me hangin'!


NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS. Film at 11.


My girlfriend wears a Brita filter on her twat during that time of the month. Mmmm, fresh.


Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.


Shut up.


The real winner in all of this is the child of course.


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