Hot poem! Got any others? I'm so close to climax here. You can't keep me hangin'!
NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS. Film at 11.
My girlfriend wears a Brita filter on her twat during that time of the month. Mmmm, fresh.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
The real winner in all of this is the child of course.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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