Hot poem! Got any others? I'm so close to climax here. You can't keep me hangin'!
NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS. Film at 11.
My girlfriend wears a Brita filter on her twat during that time of the month. Mmmm, fresh.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
The real winner in all of this is the child of course.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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