I've said it before and I'll say it again, people who shit their pants have great comedic tastes.
Uhm, I don't know, do your taxes?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BOY GROWS UP WITHOUT A FATHER.
Notice that in all of these stories a father is never mentioned. COINCIDENCE?! I think not!
I weep for humanity.
Whatever you say "Scott". I'll shoot off an email right away!
Why? Because I'm a fucking freak!
"Prince Poop-A-Lot" is a true hero.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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