I've said it before and I'll say it again, people who shit their pants have great comedic tastes.
Uhm, I don't know, do your taxes?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BOY GROWS UP WITHOUT A FATHER.
Notice that in all of these stories a father is never mentioned. COINCIDENCE?! I think not!
I weep for humanity.
Whatever you say "Scott". I'll shoot off an email right away!
Why? Because I'm a fucking freak!
"Prince Poop-A-Lot" is a true hero.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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