I've said it before and I'll say it again, people who shit their pants have great comedic tastes.

Uhm, I don't know, do your taxes?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BOY GROWS UP WITHOUT A FATHER.

Notice that in all of these stories a father is never mentioned. COINCIDENCE?! I think not!

I weep for humanity.

Whatever you say "Scott". I'll shoot off an email right away!

Why? Because I'm a fucking freak!

"Prince Poop-A-Lot" is a true hero.

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