OkCupid for furries? More like OkSTUPID hahaha. This week we've got Pounced.org to look at, and oh boy what a doozy. This personals site of the furry variety should whet your appetite for some good old fashioned batshit insanity.

Arghhhh, not the social skills!


You've gotta come out of that shell MetalBear.


Females not showing any interest? Just be gay! It's as easy as that, folks.


I can't think of a more terrible way to start a sentence.

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