Dildo disorder, sure. Dildo chaos, perhaps. "DILDO MAYHEM"? Not even close.

Bad news for "SoldiersOfStealth," it seems Corporal GoodIdea has gone AWOL.

Maybe the prank institute just isn't for you. If you're lucky you might be able to transfer your credits to DeVry.

Is this a... a... RACIAL SLUR?? IN A JOKE?????? Call someone, this guy's wild and outta control!

"pranker31" and the 30 previous prankers that came before him suffered from the same flaw: Being stupid as all hell.

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