Magic The Gathering Forum

Let's take a few minutes to remember why we hate people who play card games.

LOL LMAO ROFLMAOORLLMLO!!!!

Pass a kidney stone you nerds.

PEOPLE WHO PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL.

Shut up booger face.

I'M SURE THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO FAGS.

People who play Magic think they are somehow better than kids who play Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh and all that gay fucking shit. Not really. They're all the same type of moron.

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