"carmel_cutie" is a fertile breeding ground for bad decisions and future regrets.

I think if you can't spell "pregnant" you shouldn't bother.

ARGH YES AND WHAT ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE PLAY THEIR MUSIC REALLY LOUDLY??!?

I'll be honest and say that I just assumed they cancelled the state of Delaware completely.

Take a message.

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